sammycrew:

i wonder if he knows that longboard is backwards…

wolverxne:

Tiger in ruin † David Gunter 

fuckkkk i missed my math exam. i asked like 5 people when it was an they all respond after it happens little fuckers.

of-things-unknown:

radioactive-lllove:

lexinoel342:

dancemommamaniac:

I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY 

OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. 

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I’m officially dead

stabsinthe:

when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat

broken-from-memories:

borncomplicated:

stay—-smiling:

yes

exactly.

via

TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPad

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

“Austin Carlile, Olympic Balloon Sprinter.” (x)

consultingsuperhusbands:

strictly-sherlock:

thorkitastic:

ladyvesper:

Wait a second

did he go

to the awards

on the train?

FUCKING SHITJ HSE DID

Petition to tell Tom Hiddleston to stop raising the bar so high for humanity.

acciomjollnir:

shivermepickles:

prodigium:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

Sometimes I think about this post and just start crying laughing. I can’t even tell anyone about it without falling to pieces.

I don’t really blog posts of this kind but I can’t stop laughing

reblogging for commentary

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

or like a couple million dollar bills